RT @ImTracyMorgan: Facebook asks what I’m thinking. Twitter asks what I’m doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The internet has turned int …

Best punchline ever: http://xkcd.com/887/ “The future according to Google search results”

RT @radiomaru: I wonder about liver disaster tea. Does it taste like liver? Does it cause a disaster in your liver? Does it CURE one?

Bought small fries @McDonalds and was told they’re not $1 anymore even though the drive thru and menu online has then on the dollar menu.

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